lieutenantbites:

*opens inspect element on a webpage* Ive accessed the mainframe

zuzuhiddles:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

Nobody say a word

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
image

Male author:I guess women are people
Fans:I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

(Source: spongy-moments)

rougeenoir:

Art + instagram

(Source: hokeyfright)

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

  

3d-audio:

3D Audio of Teenagers by My Chemical Romance (Requested)

What is 3D sound?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener

Only works with headphones/earphones

  

3d-audio:

3D Audio of Weightless by All Time Low (Requested)

What is 3D audio?

3D audio effects are a group of sound effects that manipulate the sound produced by stereo speakers, surround-sound speakers, speaker-arrays, or headphones. This frequently involves the virtual placement of sound sources anywhere in three-dimensional space, including behind, above or below the listener

Only work with headphone/earphones

abbygubler:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this 

(Source: itssexualhour)

basementdemo:

my mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed