enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

enemaroberts:

I loved spring breakers

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

tiit:

it is a federally punishable crime to send me snapchat videos filmed with an android. even worse is when the text is that curly font that looks like it was stolen from a preschool syllabus. and ON TOP of all of these aforementioned heinous offenses…. i know none of these people and idk how they are gaining access to my snapchat. stop trying to kill me please

sh4ne:

robin thicke

sh4ne:

robin thicke

(Source: sabona)

(Source: honey-i-dont-care)

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

voodouqueen:

weloveshortvideos:

Caught my mom stealing shoes

Vine by Mightyduck

funniest part is that she got the haircut AND the clothes

(Source: beholdmyghosts)

parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

You trying to keep me safe?

(Source: hazellncaster)

(Source: mikevenom)

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

sorayachemaly:

This should be posted in school hallways.

quickweaves:

me: hands in assignment

professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project 

me: image

(Source: milestellers)

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