alerting:

highowsyourlife:

MY FAVORITE FUCKING VIDEO

I LAUGH SO HAR DEVERY TIME

(Source: bromo-aj)

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

dannyrandy:

i am constantly amazed by straight dudes but not in like a good way

roughrimjob:

me tryna flirt

a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

a-big-furry-rat:

I want to see the distraught look on their faces. I would pay to see that.

(Source: daily-meme)

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

dietdoctorkelp:

clayur:

long live 2006

she is doing the tongue thing

(Source: oldloves)

spiritedawayed:

*about to suck dick but stops* it’s a metaphor see, you put the dick right to your mouth, but you don’t give it the power to climax

(Source: knightscrest)

condom:

don’t tell me to calm down I’ll throw a fucking desk at your face

positivelycrippled:

9th degree burn

(Source: dustblunt)

illeg-al:

tip of the day don’t vacuum with ear phones in because i just finished vacuuming the whole house only to realise it wasn’t even on

meladoodle:

sorry son, it’s not MY fault you were born on opposite day.. now where are my presents

(Source: meladoodle)