it is a federally punishable crime to send me snapchat videos filmed with an android. even worse is when the text is that curly font that looks like it was stolen from a preschool syllabus. and ON TOP of all of these aforementioned heinous offenses…. i know none of these people and idk how they are gaining access to my snapchat. stop trying to kill me please
my color blind friend just posted this on facebook
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
You trying to keep me safe?
This should be posted in school hallways.
me: hands in assignment
professor: immediately hands me rubric for another project